When I was in 5th grade, a boy liked me but I thought he was annoying, so on the playground he tried to ask me to be his girlfriend, and I said no, and I had to think of an excuse, so I started hugging a tree and I told him the tree was my boyfriend, then later I saw him kicking the tree and I felt kinda bad.
HipnikDragomir
Ha ha, that's weird. Typical kids.