Kid at school: Hey, Hannah, how's it going?
Me: Well, I'm 16 and still living with my parents in Danville, I have an art history degree from a night school. My hamster just died. I've lost 25% control of my sphincter muscles, I get a clicking sound in my jaw when I eat, I am not allowed to get a driver's license, I have ovarian cysts. Sometimes I pee the bed still. I have alopecia. The only man who wants to fuck me is my 48-year-old Chemistry teacher, P.S. he only has 1 ball... so I guess... better than you.
JeremyLokken
My jaw pops. It started a few years ago, and I got used to it. I think its from braces. I want to know how the hell you know that much info about your Chem teacher? lines were crossed, barriers were broken?
Hannah
He told me. Very peculiar, don't you think?