[3/28/13 12:01:03 AM] Hannah: imagine if your name was a swear word
[3/28/13 12:01:07 AM] Hannah: motherfucker can you please come down to the office
[3/28/13 12:01:17 AM] myla vantas: omg at first I thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word
[3/28/13 12:01:21 AM] myla vantas: shut the brittany up go chris yourself
[3/28/13 12:01:23 AM] Rigby the stoner: I want to go to bed but I want to read the fault in our stars but I need to do my precalc stay tuned to see which choice I'm going to make
[3/28/13 12:01:24 AM] myla vantas: o k
[3/28/13 12:01:29 AM] That is a good meme friend: if I was a therapist I would have soulja boy as an assistant and every time I patient asked a question that was too emotional like 'why did my dad leave me' I would just turn and be like 'soulja boy tell em'
[3/28/13 12:01:35 AM] Jordan McManus: Then he'd look at them and scream "YOOOUUUUU" and they'd cry
[3/28/13 12:01:37 AM] Rigby the stoner: today at school we made brownies with black beans instead of flour and it tasted questionable idk
[3/28/13 12:01:39 AM] Hannah: That's actually very disturbing, Dominick. I would not like my brownies like that.
[3/28/13 12:01:43 AM] Rigby the stoner: yeah, I guess.
[3/28/13 12:01:46 AM] Sir Mudkip the Third: I bet you could make a 10 hour long compilation video of guy fieri eating
[3/28/13 12:01:49 AM] Rubin Roy: Okay, I am back.
[3/28/13 12:01:52 AM] Rubin Roy: Michael, can I ask you something?
[3/28/13 12:01:54 AM] Hannah: I bet you could make that video yourself, Landon.
[3/28/13 12:01:57 AM] Michael Rhee: What is it THIS time, Rubin? |-(
[3/28/13 12:02:03 AM] Rubin Roy: Well, I just wanted to ask you if the radical functions of any fraction would be able to create a parabola if graphed. True?
[3/28/13 12:02:07 AM] Michael Rhee: Rubin, that doesn't even make any sense from a perspective viewpoint. I'm going to assume that it is false, partially (and primarily) because I do not understand the question.
[3/28/13 12:02:12 AM] Michael Rhee: Okay, seriously, who invited Rubin here?
[3/28/13 12:02:15 AM] Hannah: MYLA
[3/28/13 12:02:16 AM] myla vantas: okay I did i'm sorry
[3/28/13 12:02:17 AM] Rubin Roy: Michael, are you saying that you do not want to talk to me? Because I have many things to ask you.
[3/28/13 12:02:25 AM] Michael Rhee: There are many other things I could be doing with my time, Rubin; many of which do not involve talking to you. Hell, I would rather play Search and Destroy on Underpass in Modern Warfare 2 than talk to you.
[3/28/13 12:02:28 AM] as you can see I am 11 and you are gay: wow this michael guy is awesome
[3/28/13 12:02:32 AM] Im 13 u egg: yeah hannah goes to school with him
[3/28/13 12:02:35 AM] Rubin Roy: Yeah, well, if you were actually going to talk to me, then I would engage in a very educated conversation with you.
[3/28/13 12:02:43 AM] Michael Rhee: Rubin, you aren't even smart enough to hold an abstract, pointless, or nonsensical conversation. What makes you think you could hold an educated one?
[3/28/13 12:02:45 AM] >using meme arrows: I am 12 and what is this?
[3/28/13 12:02:50 AM] Rigby the stoner: get out right now josh
[3/28/13 12:02:53 AM] >using meme arrows: no dominick I will not get out
[3/28/13 12:03:00 AM] Hannah: We're watching the Battle of the Wits right now, Josh. Michael and Rubin are engaged in fierce combat. They're really lightening up this chat. It's hilarity-ensuing.
[3/28/13 12:03:07 AM] >using meme arrows: cool, I wanna watch!
[3/28/13 12:03:11 AM] Rubin Roy: See, Michael? Everybody here is already admitting that I am better than you.
[3/28/13 12:03:17 AM] Michael Rhee: What did you say? Sorry, I can't hear you under your failing GPA.
[3/28/13 12:03:19 AM] Wof doge gud boi: OH MY GOD BUUUUURRRRNNNN
[3/28/13 12:03:19 AM] shut up nerd im 11: you're gonna need some ice for that third-degree burn
[3/28/13 12:03:20 AM] myla vantas: wait hOLY SHIT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE HERE ADAM
[3/28/13 12:03:24 AM] Wof doge gud boi: well i'm here now, aren't I?
[3/28/13 12:03:26 AM] Rubin Roy: Michael, face it. Everyone here just admitted they were rooting for ME, and not you, because you are inferior to me.
[3/28/13 12:03:31 AM] Michael Rhee: Oh, my god.
[3/28/13 12:03:33 AM] Michael Rhee: Let me explain something to you, Rubin.
[3/28/13 12:03:35 AM] Michael Rhee: NOBODY HERE LIKES YOU.
[3/28/13 12:03:36 AM] Michael Rhee: Got it?
[3/28/13 12:03:40 AM] Michael Rhee: You obviously knew they were saying I was the one who inflicted a superior offense over you! There is no other way you could misinterpret that!
[3/28/13 12:03:45 AM] Cole Mcbites: Michael, keep in mind that you are talking to Rubin
[3/28/13 12:03:50 AM] Cole Mcbites: Anything can happen.
[3/28/13 12:03:53 AM] Hannah: Yeah, Michael, he has a point.
[3/28/13 12:04:00 AM] Rubin Roy: Whatever. I can't stand talking to you imbeciles.
[3/28/13 12:04:04 AM] Michael Rhee: I feel indifferent towards you, Rubin.
Rubin Roy has left the chat.
[3/28/13 12:04:07 AM] Hannah: Don't you just love the smell of butthurt?