How to make Banana Cookies:

First, you need a cup.

Then, you cut the banana in slices, and put the slices in the cup.

You fill 200g of flour into the cup.

Next, you fill the rest of the cup with nitroglycerin.

You wrap the cup in aluminum foil, microwave for 15 minutes...

...and the result is tasteful banana cookies.

Enjoy!

Things that are unnecessary:
- Hangover 2
Things that are even more unnecessary:
- Hangover 3

I did this in an hour because I've recently started getting into reading Death Note. It's a cool manga!

I decided to draw L rather than Light because I think L is really cute (realistically and metaphorically).

The most triumphant thing I ever experienced in my life is when I went to Boomer's (this birthday/go-karting/mini golf/arcade thing) for my brother's birthday, and I was in the arcade. I had only a couple of quarters left, and I spent them on a Guitar Hero arcade machine. I started to play "The Metal" by Tenacious D on the 'Expert' difficulty, and I got a golden 5 stars, and I was third on the leaderboards (out of ten). Everyone was congratulating me, and I felt special.

I went back 3 years later today and my name is still on the leaderboards. I tried to unplug the machine from the back, but my name is permanently burned on the screen.

It was amazing and i will never forget it.

Oh, how the innocent girl
is tempted once more
and lost to the cruel kiss
of suicide.

They'll mourn her at school
with sad, forlorn faces
and falling teardrops from
their eyes.

Girls with painted faces
will go online: "she was such
a good friend, pretty girl",
scornful lies.

And the boys and girls
may cry and cry but can
they tell you three things
about the girl that died.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY SCHOOL I JUST SAW A PERSON DRESSED AS A DROP OF HOTSAUCE

My deepest condolences go out for those who were injured and killed in the Boston bombings today. It is truly a devastating experience and if there are any relatives (family, friends, etc.) who were at the scene or had friends or family that were there at the time, I feel a high amount of empathy for you.

This is in no way an acceptable event and this would be considered a terrorist attack. I wish more people would take something like this seriously; people are even resorting to making jokes about it. It was a terrible tragedy and people really shouldn't joke about those things, it's not common sense to make jokes.

Okay, so, just so everyone can see how short I REALLY am (I'm 5'2"), and what my guitar looks like, here you go.

It's an Epiphone Explorer. I've been playing guitar for like 6 years now or something? I don't even remember. But it's fun! :3

I had an English teacher. We had a week off for vacation pretty early in the term, and while we were off, the teacher's house was raided by federal agents and they found child porn on his computers.

Needless to say, we had a substitute that ran the elective tech lab class instead of our teacher when we got back from break. Pretty hilarious, though.

[3/28/13 12:01:03 AM] Hannah: imagine if your name was a swear word
[3/28/13 12:01:07 AM] Hannah: motherfucker can you please come down to the office
[3/28/13 12:01:17 AM] myla vantas: omg at first I thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word
[3/28/13 12:01:21 AM] myla vantas: shut the brittany up go chris yourself
[3/28/13 12:01:23 AM] Rigby the stoner: I want to go to bed but I want to read the fault in our stars but I need to do my precalc stay tuned to see which choice I'm going to make
[3/28/13 12:01:24 AM] myla vantas: o k
[3/28/13 12:01:29 AM] That is a good meme friend: if I was a therapist I would have soulja boy as an assistant and every time I patient asked a question that was too emotional like 'why did my dad leave me' I would just turn and be like 'soulja boy tell em'
[3/28/13 12:01:35 AM] Jordan McManus: Then he'd look at them and scream "YOOOUUUUU" and they'd cry
[3/28/13 12:01:37 AM] Rigby the stoner: today at school we made brownies with black beans instead of flour and it tasted questionable idk
[3/28/13 12:01:39 AM] Hannah: That's actually very disturbing, Dominick. I would not like my brownies like that.
[3/28/13 12:01:43 AM] Rigby the stoner: yeah, I guess.
[3/28/13 12:01:46 AM] Sir Mudkip the Third: I bet you could make a 10 hour long compilation video of guy fieri eating
[3/28/13 12:01:49 AM] Rubin Roy: Okay, I am back.
[3/28/13 12:01:52 AM] Rubin Roy: Michael, can I ask you something?
[3/28/13 12:01:54 AM] Hannah: I bet you could make that video yourself, Landon.
[3/28/13 12:01:57 AM] Michael Rhee: What is it THIS time, Rubin? |-(
[3/28/13 12:02:03 AM] Rubin Roy: Well, I just wanted to ask you if the radical functions of any fraction would be able to create a parabola if graphed. True?
[3/28/13 12:02:07 AM] Michael Rhee: Rubin, that doesn't even make any sense from a perspective viewpoint. I'm going to assume that it is false, partially (and primarily) because I do not understand the question.
[3/28/13 12:02:12 AM] Michael Rhee: Okay, seriously, who invited Rubin here?
[3/28/13 12:02:15 AM] Hannah: MYLA
[3/28/13 12:02:16 AM] myla vantas: okay I did i'm sorry
[3/28/13 12:02:17 AM] Rubin Roy: Michael, are you saying that you do not want to talk to me? Because I have many things to ask you.
[3/28/13 12:02:25 AM] Michael Rhee: There are many other things I could be doing with my time, Rubin; many of which do not involve talking to you. Hell, I would rather play Search and Destroy on Underpass in Modern Warfare 2 than talk to you.
[3/28/13 12:02:28 AM] as you can see I am 11 and you are gay: wow this michael guy is awesome
[3/28/13 12:02:32 AM] Im 13 u egg: yeah hannah goes to school with him
[3/28/13 12:02:35 AM] Rubin Roy: Yeah, well, if you were actually going to talk to me, then I would engage in a very educated conversation with you.
[3/28/13 12:02:43 AM] Michael Rhee: Rubin, you aren't even smart enough to hold an abstract, pointless, or nonsensical conversation. What makes you think you could hold an educated one?
[3/28/13 12:02:45 AM] >using meme arrows: I am 12 and what is this?
[3/28/13 12:02:50 AM] Rigby the stoner: get out right now josh
[3/28/13 12:02:53 AM] >using meme arrows: no dominick I will not get out
[3/28/13 12:03:00 AM] Hannah: We're watching the Battle of the Wits right now, Josh. Michael and Rubin are engaged in fierce combat. They're really lightening up this chat. It's hilarity-ensuing.
[3/28/13 12:03:07 AM] >using meme arrows: cool, I wanna watch!
[3/28/13 12:03:11 AM] Rubin Roy: See, Michael? Everybody here is already admitting that I am better than you.
[3/28/13 12:03:17 AM] Michael Rhee: What did you say? Sorry, I can't hear you under your failing GPA.
[3/28/13 12:03:19 AM] Wof doge gud boi: OH MY GOD BUUUUURRRRNNNN
[3/28/13 12:03:19 AM] shut up nerd im 11: you're gonna need some ice for that third-degree burn
[3/28/13 12:03:20 AM] myla vantas: wait hOLY SHIT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE HERE ADAM
[3/28/13 12:03:24 AM] Wof doge gud boi: well i'm here now, aren't I?
[3/28/13 12:03:26 AM] Rubin Roy: Michael, face it. Everyone here just admitted they were rooting for ME, and not you, because you are inferior to me.
[3/28/13 12:03:31 AM] Michael Rhee: Oh, my god.
[3/28/13 12:03:33 AM] Michael Rhee: Let me explain something to you, Rubin.
[3/28/13 12:03:35 AM] Michael Rhee: NOBODY HERE LIKES YOU.
[3/28/13 12:03:36 AM] Michael Rhee: Got it?
[3/28/13 12:03:40 AM] Michael Rhee: You obviously knew they were saying I was the one who inflicted a superior offense over you! There is no other way you could misinterpret that!
[3/28/13 12:03:45 AM] Cole Mcbites: Michael, keep in mind that you are talking to Rubin
[3/28/13 12:03:50 AM] Cole Mcbites: Anything can happen.
[3/28/13 12:03:53 AM] Hannah: Yeah, Michael, he has a point.
[3/28/13 12:04:00 AM] Rubin Roy: Whatever. I can't stand talking to you imbeciles.
[3/28/13 12:04:04 AM] Michael Rhee: I feel indifferent towards you, Rubin.
Rubin Roy has left the chat.
[3/28/13 12:04:07 AM] Hannah: Don't you just love the smell of butthurt?